hairography

After a long sleep I am awoken with a scalding hot shower that drowns me with shampoo which makes me smell like //him// for the rest of the day. But then on Tuesdays and Thursdays he goes swimming and dunks me Face first into freezing water. Then when he gets out he doesnt even dry me off, all he does is get out, flatten me out and go. Every once and a while though I get my revenge, like after he dries me off from the shower i curl up into a mess that is really hard to smooth out. Then when ever he goes somewhere he opens the window all the way so I'm presented with a face full of air. Even when it snows he does not protect me. Last winter he walked to king soopers in a snow storm with no hat so that when he got back to my house i was literally frozen and besides that I was covered in an inch of snow.